(I had to put this joke in this thread because we all love animals and we love our blonde friends, too!)
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The
blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one
was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
'HELLLOOOOOOO...,' answered the blond.
'They're watch dogs!