Okay, pikachu, another slow day at work?
Hospital food is the worst...at least around these parts. I had my adenoids removed when I was an infant so I don't remember that hospital stay. Then when I was around 9 or 10 I had my tonsils removed and that was a day or two hospital stay. I remember lots of ice cream, so that was fun! No further hospitalizations until my sons were born, and I stayed for 5 days each, back in the day when a C-section required that many days.
Now, they boot you out after 24 hours! 
Then, a few years back I needed to go to the hospital b/c my internist said I was dehydrated. She told me to check into the ER of our nearest hospital and get some IV fluids. Not so fast said the doctors...they did a battery of tests and even brought in infectious diseases b/c they couldn't figure out what was wrong. I developed a high fever out of nowhere on a Sat. night, and lapsed in and out of sleep for the next 4 days. I literally could not keep my eyes open. That is why I became dehydrated as I wasn't eating or drinking. I checked in on a Wed. afternoon, got some IV fluids and checked myself out that Friday night. They never did find out what had been wrong with me. Then, a little over 2 years ago I fell and fractured my ankle and foot. I needed to go to the ER but no hospital stay, thank goodness. Just had to wear that cumbersome boot for about 8 weeks and go to P/T.