Ok, give us an example of how lazy you are...specifically.
I'm so lazy...My modem has been broken for about a year, and when it's plugged into the wall, it takes the phone off the hook, and won't hang up when you disconnect. So, I have to climb under my computer desk to plug it in before I dial, and again to unplug it when I hang up. I'm so lazy I haven't gotten a new modem. But I'm burning calories, right?