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    FORT Fanatic ElizabethG's Avatar
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    I'm soooo lazy that:

    ---I only vacuum once a month

    ---I bought a "clapper" to turn off the lights

    ---I left a blanket strewn on the back deck for over a month.

    ---I call my daughter from my phone to her phone even if we're in the same house at the time.

    ---I have 6 loads of clean laundry dumped on the sofa waiting to be folded or just pawed through.

    ---I have been known to drive to the mailbox at the end of the driveway....all forty-five feet of it.

    ---I didn't brush out my dog until he resembled an eskimo - he's a slender mixed mutt.

    ---At work I have 5 years worth of old paperwork stuffed in every available drawer.

    ---At home I have 15 years worth of photos packed into about 3 big storage containers waiting in vain to be sorted and put in albums.

    ---I have lived in my current home for 3 years and still have a walk in closet full of boxes that haven't been unpacked.
    I enjoy the escapism of reality television. Beats the heck out of worrying about your REAL life!!

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    Obama '08! Callie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElizabethG
    ---I call my daughter from my phone to her phone even if we're in the same house at the time.


    OKAY! You win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabriel
    I'm so la
    That is too funny Gabriel.

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    Glad this old guy could make you guys laugh...
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    JenniferInCO> Nice.

    I'm so lazy that my whole comment on that link was a four-letter word and an emoticon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniferInCO

    You slay me, JenniferInFINEFORM!!!

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    I'm so lazy I use speed dial to call the Operator.

    Really...I'll wear the same jeans for a few days in a row. (At home, not work.)

    I never make the bed.

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    I'll gloss over the fact that Mr. Rattus does the groceries, dishes and laundry and move on to:

    - when I DID have to do my own laundry, I owned 46 pairs of underwear because it was easier to shop than to clean;

    - I have slept through a bed being built in my bedroom - power tools, hammering, everything;

    - I fell asleep on my bike while cycling to work. Only once, but still;

    - I have an extendable backscratcher that I use to reach up and turn the living room light on and off, rather than actually getting up off the couch and walking two feet;

    - 90% of my clothes are black and all of my socks are identical - no thinking about clothes for me, thank you; and

    - in the morning before I leave for work while I'm ... well, I'm sitting on the toilet, I brush my teeth, put on my makeup and steam that days item of black apparel. This may make me seem like a multitasking wonder, but it's actually in aid of getting an extra half an hour sack time.
    All I wanted was a 45, a stinking 45 - the record or the gun. I'd even settle for the damn malt liquor. - Al Bundy.

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    I'm as bad as rattus, only too lazy to type about it!
    ElizabethG, what is vacuuming?
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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