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Shayla · 06-17-2003, 03:26 AM

I was a hermit before moving to Oregon, and quite frankly (quit calling me shirley!) it was lonely. There are only so many good conversations one can have with oneself.

*throws self into river*
*drowns*
*becomes a made-for-tv movie*

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G.G. · 06-17-2003, 08:22 PM

I love being a hermit-in-training...heh heh. I do promise you that if I ever had aspirations of drowning myself OR becoming a TV movie that I'll see the counsel of my FORT friends before I do anything rash.

Just remember, when you're driving through Small-Town, Montana some day and you see a bent-over crazy lady with a couple dogs and a couple cats waving her hand in the air and screaming at people, realize that at last I've achieved my dream and am probably now known near and far as "The Cat Lady".

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Paulie · 06-17-2003, 08:52 PM

*swims out and retrieves Shayla just moments before she actually drowns, thereby ruining the TV movie plans*

Shayla · 06-19-2003, 05:29 PM

Foiled again!

That reminds me of an episode of "Bob the Angry Flower," the comic. Bob almost catches his bus, screams after it. When the bus driver doesn't stop, Bob decides to kill himself (I'll show him!). Catch the rest of it here.

Perhaps we can pilot a made-for-tv movie based on you saving me from drowning. We can call it "Saved By Paulie." Then we can pilot a sit-com, a la South Park's Kenny, in which I almost die in every episode. Or perhaps I die and you're an angel who has to make deals so as to resurrect me. Then we could create a spin-off, featuring Grammar Goddess, called "Saved By the Crazy Cat Lady."

Woops. Talking about TV in the no-TV policy thread.

Paulie · 06-19-2003, 05:59 PM

Saved By Paulie!

I like the sound of that. I could be really compassionate and stuff.

Shayla · 06-22-2003, 04:53 AM

Oh, that's hard to imagine

Paulie · 06-23-2003, 10:22 PM

I know. I realize everyone has a mental picture of me as a steely-eyed, compassionless robot. But I can be quite nice, on occasion.

cali · 06-24-2003, 08:01 AM

I guess I haven't been in this thread in a while... It's crackin' me up.

I have nothing of importance to add, please carry on

jumad · 06-26-2003, 11:49 PM

Anyone have plans for the summer?:cool:

punkish · 07-06-2003, 07:03 PM

Its called Concerts. lol. Hellfest has been going on all weekend here! (Big rock concert, only in Syracuse, At the New York State Fair Grounds.

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06-17-2003, 08:52 PM	#23
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	swims out and retrieves Shayla just moments before she actually drowns, thereby ruining the TV movie plans __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

06-19-2003, 05:59 PM	#25
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	Saved By Paulie! I like the sound of that. I could be really compassionate and stuff. __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

06-23-2003, 10:22 PM	#27
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	I know. I realize everyone has a mental picture of me as a steely-eyed, compassionless robot. But I can be quite nice, on occasion. __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

06-24-2003, 08:01 AM	#28
cali Soccer Kicks Balls Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: right behind you Age: 41 Posts: 15,258	I guess I haven't been in this thread in a while... It's crackin' me up. I have nothing of importance to add, please carry on __________________ "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

07-06-2003, 07:03 PM	#30
punkish FORT Fan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Syracuse, NY Age: 19 Posts: 233	Its called Concerts. lol. Hellfest has been going on all weekend here! (Big rock concert, only in Syracuse, At the New York State Fair Grounds. ) __________________ "I like children - fried." W.C. Fields. !~Beckster~!

06-17-2003, 03:26 AM	#21
Shayla FORT Spaghettio Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 1,408	I was a hermit before moving to Oregon, and quite frankly (quit calling me shirley!) it was lonely. There are only so many good conversations one can have with oneself. throws self into river drowns becomes a made-for-tv movie

06-17-2003, 08:22 PM	#22
G.G. Wishing I was home in MT Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Temecula, CA Age: 40 Posts: 736	I love being a hermit-in-training...heh heh. I do promise you that if I ever had aspirations of drowning myself OR becoming a TV movie that I'll see the counsel of my FORT friends before I do anything rash. Just remember, when you're driving through Small-Town, Montana some day and you see a bent-over crazy lady with a couple dogs and a couple cats waving her hand in the air and screaming at people, realize that at last I've achieved my dream and am probably now known near and far as "The Cat Lady". MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

06-19-2003, 05:29 PM	#24
Shayla FORT Spaghettio Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 1,408	Foiled again! That reminds me of an episode of "Bob the Angry Flower," the comic. Bob almost catches his bus, screams after it. When the bus driver doesn't stop, Bob decides to kill himself (I'll show him!). Catch the rest of it here. Perhaps we can pilot a made-for-tv movie based on you saving me from drowning. We can call it "Saved By Paulie." Then we can pilot a sit-com, a la South Park's Kenny, in which I almost die in every episode. Or perhaps I die and you're an angel who has to make deals so as to resurrect me. Then we could create a spin-off, featuring Grammar Goddess, called "Saved By the Crazy Cat Lady." Woops. Talking about TV in the no-TV policy thread.

06-22-2003, 04:53 AM	#26
Shayla FORT Spaghettio Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 1,408	Oh, that's hard to imagine

06-26-2003, 11:49 PM	#29
jumad hooked on C.S.I Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Victoria,BC,Canada Age: 40 Posts: 34	Anyone have plans for the summer?:cool: