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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott
    I think she's headlining at the local strip joint this week.


    Well, my full name would have been Candy Layde Lane, I guess. People would always get lost on the way to our house because (I swear this is true) we lived at the corner of Layde Lane and High Street and kids were always stealing both of the signs
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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401


    Well, my full name would have been Candy Layde Lane, I guess. People would always get lost on the way to our house because (I swear this is true) we lived at the corner of Layde Lane and High Street and kids were always stealing both of the signs
    So if someone wanted to know where you were, your answer was "Layde & High." My immediate smart a** come back to that answer would have been "No, not what are you, where are you?

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    Candy Layde! Awesome! I could see a line of bumper stickers for that: "I Candy Layde."
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Supposedly, the street was pronounced 'Lady', but no one ever called it that.
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    "Ginger Acacia"

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    Hi. I'm Sandi San Carlos.

    Oooo, that sounds so exotic.
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    Mine would be 'Lobo Stonecroft'

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    I am...Niobe Munroe.
    Can I have second billing, Candy?
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    Cindy Ottawa here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by averagejane
    I am...Niobe Munroe.
    Can I have second billing, Candy?
    Sure Niobe
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