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    FORT Fan keemameelia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiVvV
    I hate the bald guy Geico commercial :rolleyes
    I hate the Geico one where the pretty girl and lizard/gekko are holding hands running through a field like lovers. Um, sick. Isn't there a law agains beastiality? **shudders****

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    I can't stand the Gap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker and Lenny Kravitz. Lenny I like, but SJP makes me dry heave. I really wish her and Matthew Broderick would ride off into the sunset and just stay away.
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    I know I'm in the minority, but I like the Thank You commercials. C'mon, haven't you ever sent an email to a bunch of people in the office by mistake? Sometimes you just have to laugh at the stupidity.

    The commercial I hate the most now (and I will literally leap over a chair, dodge the ironing board, and slam my ankle against the coffee table just to change the channel) is the cosmetics commercial with the song "Bellisama, mon amour, mon amour, mon amour (wailing the notes now). HATE IT!!!!!!!! I remember it debuted during the Super Bowl as a 3 or 4 minute commercial. I was ready to do some serious damage when it kept going on and on and on!

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    Ugh-- I hate that phone commercial where it's like, "Did you know you went over your soccer minutes this month?" and then the kid goes "Aiyi" or something. I like the one about macaroni minutes, but this one makes no sense! Soccer minutes? It just doesn't work that way!

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    The new viagra commercials where the older guy is window shopping for lingerie with his wife and they are talking about the man he used to be. Then he gets devil horns drawn on him with a voice over of,
    "he's Baa-ack."
    BARF! Whoever wrote that embarrassment should be stoned at the very least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer
    BARF! Whoever wrote that embarrassment should be stoned at the very least.
    They probably were.

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    Any of those ED drug commercials make me want to lose it. I'm so tired of hearing about that, apparently no guy over the age of 35 can function without them?
    I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

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    I really despise all Geico commercials now, all of them. They used to be cute, now they get on my last nerve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinallyHere
    I can't stand the Gap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker and Lenny Kravitz. Lenny I like, but SJP makes me dry heave. I really wish her and Matthew Broderick would ride off into the sunset and just stay away.
    Ugh. I know. :phhht

    It's probably been mentioned but the stupid "herbal essences" commercials. Since when did organic and orgasmic mean the same thing? DUMB play on words. Blah.

    And the way Charlie Sheen talks bugs me. He's an actor?? Speak up or shut up Charlie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott
    They probably were.
    Only in their minds honey, ONLY in their minds.

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