"I want to stick my foot through my tv screen when...."

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Originally Posted by dagwood

Ok, just saw a new one that I absolutely hate...it is for Levitra. "My man takes levitra. It's about the quality, just look at his smile" :gag

I did have to laugh at the disclaimer "If the erection lasts more than four hours see a doctor" :lol

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:rofl saw that one last night and I was like 4 hours? Shut up!

First of all, I cringe at anything that makes me think about old people having sex. It happens. I know. Don't yell at me. But it doesn't happen in my head.
Secondly, I certainly don't want to think about grandpa pitching a tent for 4 hours.

Granny will be the one needing a doctor if it lasts 4 hours. :omg

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Originally Posted by sleepysluggo

And those Kidz Bop ads make me run out of the room screaming.

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:omg

I hate those commercials.

I haven't read all 10 pages, so if someone already mentioned this, I second it:

Those nasty Carl's Jr. commercials, where some grungy slob is sucking down a really messy burger, that is dripping all sorts of mixed up ketchup/mustard/mayo on the ground. He slurps, gobbles, chews loudly, as the voice over says, in a really deadpan-bad-attitude-voice, "Don't bother me, I'm eating."

What ever happened to civilized family meals?

I am soooo tired of the disclaimers at the bottom of the screen during car/suv/truck ads. Professional Driver. Closed Course. Okay, I understand the legal reasoning, with product liability and all that, but if you are stupid enough to drive your truck off a cliff, or race a helicopter in your Mercedes, you should have to deal with the consequences.

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Originally Posted by BamaFabulous

:rofl saw that one last night and I was like 4 hours? Shut up!

First of all, I cringe at anything that makes me think about old people having sex. It happens. I know. Don't yell at me. But it doesn't happen in my head.
Secondly, I certainly don't want to think about grandpa pitching a tent for 4 hours.

Granny will be the one needing a doctor if it lasts 4 hours. :omg

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:hahaup

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Originally Posted by BamaFabulous

:rofl saw that one last night and I was like 4 hours? Shut up!

First of all, I cringe at anything that makes me think about old people having sex. It happens. I know. Don't yell at me. But it doesn't happen in my head.
Secondly, I certainly don't want to think about grandpa pitching a tent for 4 hours.

Granny will be the one needing a doctor if it lasts 4 hours. :omg

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For sure!!! And when he has to go to the doctor, no doubt the doctor won't have to look too far to see what's wrong!!! :lol

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Originally Posted by MalibuPam

Those nasty Carl's Jr. commercials, where some grungy slob is sucking down a really messy burger, that is dripping all sorts of mixed up ketchup/mustard/mayo on the ground. He slurps, gobbles, chews loudly, as the voice over says, in a really deadpan-bad-attitude-voice, "Don't bother me, I'm eating."

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YES YES YES...it just grosses me out to see/hear that.

There's a new teen commercial for Midol out - I don't want to hear in graphic detail about her cramps, bloating and tiredness. Alluding to it is fine. By the time the commercial is over? I'm feeling bloated myself.

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Originally Posted by hepcat

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Isn't it funny to think of what our society looks like through commercials? We're all cell-phone-totin'-herpes-ridden-fast-food-eating consumers obsessed with driving cars fast on mountain roads.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl

Does anyone in here know who CoJo from Entertainment Tonight is?

That guy makes me nutty!He talks and talks and talks and is never saying anything.Imagine the personality of Joan Rivers in a body that looks like Steven Tyler from Aerosmith caught in a lawnmower and you have CoJo.
A visual aid.....

http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/curr...oy_0903_01.jpg

:wallbang

:yeahthat mrcorkles

I turn my sound down when he comes on. I can't stand his voice. I don't know why ET thought anyone wants to hear anything he says.