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    [QUOTE=dreaminginblond]Any male enhancement medication. Viagra, any of them. I know I'm old but I don't want to see older couples on television getting amorous because they know daddy took his pill.

    The Herpes medication pill. "I won't let herpes change my life" and she's all over this guy. Lady, that's how you got it in the first place!!!!

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    I also must add that I get quite annoyed whenever I see Britney Spears on tv. I cannot stand her.
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    ... I see Bobby Flay on one of his Food network shows. He bugs the crap out of me.

    And those Kidz Bop ads make me run out of the room screaming.

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    *whenever I see Katie Couric on TV. She has got,like 3 million teeth,and she's always got that damn smirk on her face. Plus everyone kisses her azz and acts like she's the best thing since low carb beer.

    *has anyone ever seen that commercial on E! where the guy is working in a deli and he takes this huge salami and puts on on a slicer and starts to talk about how 'size really does matter' and proceeds to try and sell you penis enlarger pills? I hate that commercial.That guy doesn't need a pill to get a larger one cause he's one already...

    *those Girls Gone Wild tramps. When are the men gonna go wild?

    *anyRicki Lake promo..why is she still on TV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepysluggo
    ... I see Bobby Flay on one of his Food network shows. He bugs the crap out of me.

    And those Kidz Bop ads make me run out of the room screaming.

    Emeril makes me crazy. His voice and his stupid groupies in the audience.. :phhht

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreaminginblond
    The Herpes medication pill. "I won't let herpes change my life" and she's all over this guy. Lady, that's how you got it in the first place!!!!
    Yes!!!! Why is he licking her ear while she's saying "having herpes is a real hassle" like she has to file extra paperwork or something, not that she's rife with disease. *shudder*

    I also hate any medication commercial where they don't actually tell you what it's prescribed for. "Ask your doctor about..." How about you get off your lazy butt and tell me what it is you're trying to sell! I'm not going to ask my doctor what the pretty purple pill does and can I have some?
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    Oh my Gawsh..have you guys ever seen the Valtrex commercial where the woman says..'I don't have time to take Zovirax 5 times a day,that's why I am switching to Valtrex for my herpes'....?

    I'm like...you had time to get herpes..you'd better make time to take the medication!!!

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    *shudder* Any mention of a medication with an X is it should be a warning sign - you need a reality check.

    Isn't it funny to think of what our society looks like through commercials? We're all cell-phone-totin'-herpes-ridden-fast-food-eating consumers obsessed with driving cars fast on mountain roads.
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    Ok, just saw a new one that I absolutely hate...it is for Levitra. "My man takes levitra. It's about the quality, just look at his smile" :gag

    I did have to laugh at the disclaimer "If the erection lasts more than four hours see a doctor"
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    No they didn't! *runs screaming into the night*
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    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood
    Ok, just saw a new one that I absolutely hate...it is for Levitra. "My man takes levitra. It's about the quality, just look at his smile" :gag

    I did have to laugh at the disclaimer "If the erection lasts more than four hours see a doctor"
    Four hours???? Talk about the man of steel.....

    Can't take a good day without a bad one
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