Dumbest SPAM you've ever received

[phat32]

The "worst"? That's subjective, but I'm going with the Nigerian bank scam. In order to fall for this one, I have to believe that a) some Nigerian mucka-muck managed to get ahold of my email address and b) is willing to cut me in for some of this fool's gold if I put up a few thousand dollars. Yeah, right.

My brother actually forwarded me the "Bill Gates will give you money if you forward this on" email, and he ended with the tag line, "I don't know if it's true, but it can't hurt." (Dude, you went to Berkeley and Harvard?!)

Oh, and guys: Friendly piece of advice now--the "penis enlargement"? It don't work. Not that I have anything to worry about in that department, but y'know...

[nofx242]

Ive had a bunch and alot of subject lines that cant be repeated here to keep this post pg. But if I get one more e-mail asking me to check out there web cam I'm going to start going crazy.

[John]

It doesn't work, phat? I want my money back!