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    The race is back! John's Avatar
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    I'm getting a little sick of the "Iraq Most Wanted" playing cards - and even worse, I can't for the life of me figure out why they're using them as a representation of the guys on the news stations. What the hell do I care if this guy is "the four of clubs"? Why do they think that's newsworthy or interesting?

    Sorry, got off on a rant there.

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    I just think the playing cards themselves are tacky, tacky, tacky.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Did I really get spam trying to sell me a spam blocker program??

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    Kind of like the popups I get through MSN Messenger that say "Aren't these pop-ups annoying? Stop them forever - click here!"

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    The pop-ups have been HIGHLY annoying of late.

    I've gotten the "From skinny person to fat person" one that Sher mentioned, the "blockers" mentioned by John, and of course, the porn.

    The funniest porn url I get saw in a pop-up was "yesimdrunk.com"

    And the funniest comment about the pop-ups came from our friend Sher. When she told me of getting a "golarger" message, she said "Man, talk about missing your target audience!"

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    same with you and the from skinny person to fat person.

    see, i can be a tad bit offended by that as i have the self image of a fat person some days.

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    Wayner, I got a funnier porn e-mail yesterday.

    This is only the name of the site, not the URL, but it's "'Hood Honeys". Underneath, it says "Representin' - Straight B*llin' - Bling Bling!"

    Uh, yeah.

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    "Bling Bling"?

    "I'm just Jenny from the Bling?"

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    I think the "bling bling" is what you shell out in order to see the Hood Honeys. I could be wrong.

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    Originally posted by Leo
    I've gotten ones offering me breast enlargment (never mind that I'm a guy).
    I get at least 30 a week for penis enlargement. My name on my e-mail address should be the first hint that I'm a girl!!!!

    I get loads of spam in my hotmail account all the time, but not in my ATT account. I use the hotmail for things that require you to input an e-mail address (so they can sell it, those bastards!) I use my ATT account for my regular e-mails to/from people I know.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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