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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by Keymaster;3245890;
    . . . Yesterday, I was at the mall and noticed that Santa had a bench to sit on instead of a big throne. . .
    North Pole Financial forclosed on his throne, and he's had to downsize to a bench. You should see what happened to the reindeer and sleigh . . .
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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Nope...Northern Connecticut.
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    I don't think I want to know what happened to the reindeer (although I'm thinking stew....) I know - very humbug-ish of me.
    I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SR5Rfan;3245959;
    I don't think I want to know what happened to the reindeer (although I'm thinking stew....)
    Oh, then don't look in "Just Recipes" under "Food and Lifestyle"!
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    Ellen - I literally laughed out loud at that one!
    Bunny - you're way on the other side of the country; how can Santa be in both places at once???
    I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by SR5Rfan;3245963;
    Bunny - you're way on the other side of the country; how can Santa be in both places at once???
    Turbo Reindeer?
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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by SR5Rfan;3245963;
    Ellen - I literally laughed out loud at that one!
    Bunny - you're way on the other side of the country; how can Santa be in both places at once???
    Have you never heard the Roger Miller song?? He's EVERYWHERE!
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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by oneTVslave;3245937;
    This thread is funny.

    Gabriel, I love that pic! I think it is hilarious that your brother is looking straight at the camera even though he is just barely suppressing a major meltdown.
    Yes that is great! Well you know he was probably told "look at the birdie" or whatever and being obedient....

    My Mom told me at that instant she took him from Santa and they never went back, it broke her heart to see her baby upset like that. First time to see Santa, Last time to see Santa, ONLY time to see Santa.
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    Re: Scared of Santa

    So did you ever get to go see Santa, Gabriel?


    I have a newspaper clipping of me sitting in Santa's lap at about 4 years old. I have no idea why the newspaper published it, but it was at the VFW Christmas party which my dad belonged too. I am smiling in the photo.


    I should dig out the photo where I took Rosie and Bogie to see Santa. Bogie is scared of his own shadow and while he looks ok in the photo, he peed in the mall.

    They are doing that here this year and I toyed with the idea of taking Waldo for a photo, but then remembered I have to get him there. I think he's probably more afraid of the car than he is of Santa.
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    Re: Scared of Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen;3245957;
    North Pole Financial forclosed on his throne, and he's had to downsize to a bench. You should see what happened to the reindeer and sleigh . . .
    Hmm. Maybe the CEO's from GM, Chrysler, and Ford bought his sleigh from the bank so they have a faster, more economical way of getting to Washington for their NEXT visit!

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