This is the first election year in several that I intend to vote (please, no guilt trips -- I had my reasons). So I've been watching a lot of the news networks. This has definitely influenced my list.
Anne Coulter (or is it Ann? don't ask me if I care)
W and both of his bratty daughters
Zell Miller, because I am so ticked off at him for being a turncoat
And the others:
Frankie from The Real World/San Diego
I'm sure there are more but these are the top-of-mind candidates.