*holding head in hands due to lack of knowledge re: Speed quote*
*holding head in hands due to lack of knowledge re: Speed quote*
*holding head in hands and tossing it in the air playfully*
When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey
Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5
*cleaning up pea soup and wondering how this thread got so threadjacked in such a short amount of time*
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg
*bounds away, laughing maniacally*
When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey
Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5
*notes that using Keanu Reaves as a role model for thoughts is a dangerous path to start down*
"George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
-- Arrested Development, Season III
at least it didn't deteriorate into sex talk![]()
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" -- Steve Parker
Help feed a dog or cat http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/c...s/CTDSites.woa
*any idea of sex talk flees at the thought of Keanu Reeves*
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger
[He does.] ...and you give me my phone call.
I am so turned on right now.
When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey
Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5
This is my new favorite thread.
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*changes pants from laughing so hard*
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.