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    Originally posted by CaliGirl
    You paint a beautiful picture with your words, DD.
    Thanks, CaliGirl. To further the imagery, I'll add that it was dripping down my chin under the hot Tuscan sun and I didn't have a napkin in sight. Fortunately, a deft flick of my finger and tongue took care of the situation.

    phat32, were you wearing Birkenstocks?

    Shayla, it's the best I've ever had!

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    My own personal blow up doll.

    Oh wait, that's what phat would want.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Shayla, it's the best I've ever had!
    DD, I'm salivating just thinking about it. My mother took my brother and me to Rome when I was 9, and I do not remember the taste of that gelato. What I remember is my 7-year-old brother dropping both scoops down the front of his pants. I felt so bad for him.

    But I didn't share mine. It was probably very good ice cream, in that case.

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    My own personal blow up doll.
    What? You don't have one already? I thought everybody had a blow up..., oh, never mind.

    I want to build a new house in the middle of the woods. I want it to be so private that I could walk around naked if I wanted to, and nobody would ever see me.

    And I want somebody to come in and clean it once a week, and do all the crap jobs like cleaning toilets, laundry, and mopping floors.

    I also want an in ground pool, and a cute little pool boy to clean it for me.

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    Of course, given the current Survivor forum conversation, I should be very careful about exposing my fondness for ice cream.

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    I also want an in ground pool, and a cute little pool boy to clean it for me.
    I see a risque video in your future

    There's this funny scene in "The Big Lebowski" where Maude shows "The Dude" a porn film about a visit from the cable guy:

    Maude: You can imagine where it goes from here.
    "The Dude": He fixes the cable?
    Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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    I would want a house by the big lake (pick one) with enough acrage for horses, dogs, rabbits and whatever livestock I wish. The house would be big enough for everyone to have their own bedroom/office/computer room. Plus I would have someone in to clean 3 days a week.
    This house would be a 10 min drive to where I work, where everyone loves me, praises what I do, where I would have my own desk, phone and mail slot. When someone called me at the office and says "it's very important that Nancy knows this today" someone pages me and passes the message on. Where when a supervisor talks to me it's to say "thank you, you are doing a great job" rather then to say "well so and so called, you haven't been taking care of that "(while ignoring the stack of work I just handed it) Oh wait, this is getting too into fantasy land.
    I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

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    hmm interestin thread. Makes ya think.
    I'd like to be free of worry.
    So, I guess I'd like peace of mind all the time!!
    So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
    ~ Christina Aguilera

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    Laser Eye Surgery.

    I'll get it some day, contacts are fine for right now... but there are so many other things I need before I drop a few grand on that.

    Like.. fixing my car.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    wow, that's a big question.
    since it's about money, not necessarily world peace or happiness or anything, i would like 2 things:

    i, like eden, would like a daily massage, but i'd want the guy to come to my house so i could be totally comfortable and listen to my music.

    and

    i would like all of my debt paid off by some lovely sugardaddy.

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