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    what's your favorite bumper sticker?

    Hi all.
    I was driving this a.m and a car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said, "war is not the answer".
    I thought...
    well.
    I'll keep my thoughts on that to myself......

    I like this one: If you get any closer I'm gonna flick a booger atcha

    I really laughed when I saw that one.

    I'm one of those people who think bumper stickers should stay "light"
    Serious stuff does not belong on the back of one's vehicle.
    imo anyway.

    So, what's your favorite or one that annoys you or what do you have?
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    I don't have children, but one of my all time favorites is:

    "My child beat up the honor student at ***** Middle School"

    I know it is cruel, but damn it is funny.
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    I like the "my kid beat up your honor student" ones too. I also like:

    "Dog is my copilot"

    "Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"

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    On a Mercedes - My other car is a beat up Honda Civic

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    My husband loves to fish, and has a bumper sticker that says "Fish tremble at the sound of my name"...I think it's pretty cute.
    That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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    I like the "Women want me, fish fear me" one.

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    I came across a bumper sticker, or maybe it was a licenseplate frame one day that was pretty memorable, it said:

    "My $h*t don't stink, just ask my husband"

    ew.... so anyways, not a favorite, just memorable.

    I like the one that says:
    "Don't drive any faster than your guardian angel can fly." :-) (Although if I was a guardian angel I'd probably hitch a ride in the backseat)
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    I would never put a bumper sticker on my car, I think they look junky. JMO!! Don't flame! Especially if they are on there crooked or if they are faded & peeling. Looks so tacky.

    I have seen some funny ones though. One that I really liked said "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"

    I really hate political ones & religious ones & anti-religious ones.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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