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  1. 04-03-2003, 01:41 PM #21
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    My favorite is my Signiture.

    Her shirt said "Guess," so I said "Thyroid Problem?"
    Here shirt said "Guess," I said "Thyroid Problem?"
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    Money isn't everything...but it sure keeps the kids in touch!
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    On the back of an older model Buick,
    Too broke to be a pimp, to smooth to be a player.

    I want to be barbie the bitch has everything.

    My own vehicle sports a license plate frame that reads
    "Champagne taste, Kool-Aid income"

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  4. 04-10-2003, 03:09 PM #24
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    That last one was funny.

    The last two I remember are:

    Cat...The other white meat.
    (EEEkkk-I belong to a volunteer animal rescue group.

    The other said something like,
    Get a second job, the (forgot the #)many people on welfare are depending on you!
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  5. 04-10-2003, 03:24 PM #25
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    I really hate political ones & religious ones & anti-religious ones.

    Especially the 'abortion is murder' ones.

    I like a whole bunch, but I can't remember. I'll have to dig up an old email with them.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
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    I saw a funny one the other day..

    Mediators do it until everyone's satisfied.

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    I saw one I wanted to get for my husband:

    "Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move."
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers
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  8. 04-10-2003, 04:22 PM #28
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    Friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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