Swinging in the hammock
sometimes I like to use an Indian accent and pretend I just came over and have the most broken english ever. It drives them nuts trying to sell me something when I don't understand what they are telling me and keep saying "no understand english"
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I do that with ppl who come up to me and try to sell me something.
I start to speak in German, and keep saying "Ich kann kein Englisch." That usually sends them away.
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