Smashed or snockered.
Potted/In his/her pots
Under the table
Other (Please state)
Sh!t-faced, polluted, wasted are all pretty common.
Drunk is the old standard though.
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
Awww I love romantic family stories.Bless your heart.....My grandfather was one of the biggest moonshine makers in NC and tvjunkie's dad was one of the moonshine runners in NC.
And I totally forgot about Sh*tfaced too.