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    If I were the opposite sex...

    What would you appreciate if you could be the opposite sex for one day ? What would you hate ?

    I would love being able to pee standing up!

    I would hate to shave my face!

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    i can't say here what i would do if i were a man for a day.
    i do know i wouldn't leave the house and i would need a tremendous amount of privacy.

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    I would enjoy simply sleeping on my stomach without the annoyance of two orbs on my chest, but I know I would wake up with a different kind of surprise to worry with.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    hmmmm.....if i were a man for a day, the first thing i'd do is pee standin' up and, well, i guess i'd experience being the less intelligent of the sexes for a day.....hehehe, so just joking guys, don't get mad. me and my brothers joke about that kinda stuff all the time.
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    Hmmmm, depends on which man I was I guess

    I don't mind sitting down to pee. If there was snow outside I guess I'd try to write my name in it


    Hmmm, sleeping on the stomach... sadly I don't have the same problem as Feif
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    Originally posted by shersidhe
    i can't say here what i would do if i were a man for a day.
    i do know i wouldn't leave the house and i would need a tremendous amount of privacy.
    Outstanding answer!

    I think I'd be paralyzed by the round-the-clock availability of all the neat parts I don't currently have. It would require all of my strength to keep from fondling myself all day.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Originally posted by Paulie
    It would require all of my strength to keep from fondling myself all day.
    That's what I keep telling myself. Oh to be strong.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    I would not want to be a guy, even for a day. I love being a girly-girl! BUT, if I HAD to be a a guy for a day, I guess one thing I would love would be the extra sleep time in the morning, since I would not have to fix my hair & apply makeup! The thing I would hate would be trying to figure out which way to arrange that thang in my pants! Left? Right? Down? Up?
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    holly! I forgot about that one!

    I might enjoy the extra height and being able to open any jar! Of couse Sher's is also a plus, just imagine girls going into orbit w/practically no thought or effort!

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    Originally posted by Paulie
    I think I'd be paralyzed by the round-the-clock availability of all the neat parts I don't currently have. It would require all of my strength to keep from fondling myself all day.
    That pretty much sums it up.

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