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    Originally posted by Paulie
    People stare at me when I'm topless, Feif. They're trying to figure out where all the blinding white light is coming from. "Hey, is that a man-shaped lighthouse on the beach? Can we turn it off?"
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    I'll love take my own time shopping! I'm a very indecisive shopper and indecisive guy shoppers always get the "Can't you make up your mind already?" kind of look.

    I'm not sure but Ladies never seem to get that....
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    Originally posted by StevieM
    well I'm no angel. I swear but, was brought up to not swear.
    My parents & my husband rarely curse. I rarely do it in front of my parents out of respect for them, b/c I know it's offensive to them. With my husband, on the other hand, I let the expletives fly freely, & he can just get over it. I would NEVER swear in front of children or in a professional situation though. I had a customer swear at me yesterday b/c he was angry with his loan officer. He used the "f"-bomb with me & "s**t". After the second time, I was ready to politely tell him that I would appreciate he not use that type of language with me if he wanted to continue the conversation. He called back later & was much nicer & didn't use profanity. He didn't actually apologize, but I could tell that he was sorry he spoke to me like that.
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    True Romance is one of the best movies ever.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Originally posted by hazyshadeof
    True Romance is one of the best movies ever.
    Huh? :

    Did you mean to put this in another thread?
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    According to the "gender test" I'm already a man! Seriously though... I think I'd do like Sher, i.e. not leaving the house and needing a tremendous amount of privacy .

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    Another thing I think I would do as a man, would be to go up to complete stranger playing golf or basketball and just join in the game..
    Girls NEVER do that, we don't go to the mall and see a group of women and think hey I would like to shop with yall or lunch with you etc..

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    Hmmm....firegirl, to me that's two completely different things. I can definitely go up to strangers and ask to join a game - which isn't personal, but I would never walk up to strangers and ask to join them shopping or going for lunch, as that is something personal.

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    Holly...

    No, Phat made reference to it on the previous page when he said and I quote...

    "One of my top movie moments: That scene in True Romance where Christian Slater's character goes into a tirade about "If I had to, I mean, I absolutely had to sleep with another man, it would be Elvis.""
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Oh, OK, my bad...
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