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    People stare at me when I'm topless, Feif. They're trying to figure out where all the blinding white light is coming from. "Hey, is that a man-shaped lighthouse on the beach? Can we turn it off?"

    And, Stevie, both my wife and I swear like sailors with our junk caught in the zipper. Just not around the kids...most of the time.

    Also, spegs, your comment made me laugh. I think that's how all of us who have posted in this thread really feel.
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    Originally posted by Feifer
    I would enjoy simply sleeping on my stomach without the annoyance of two orbs on my chest, .
    sometimes its not that simple.

    know why a man can sleep on his side easier than a woman?

    man's got a "kickstand"

    and that makes stomach sleeping uneasy at times

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    well I'm no angel. I swear but, was brought up to not swear. I just do it when no one is around.

    I forgot what I was gonna post about another post.

    I think I need to quit drinking..........

    arghhhhhhhh

    prom night is thee most anxiety ridden night. mine was - my kids was
    TOO MUCH

    did i say i hate men?

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    I always thought it would be funny to have a guy check out another guy in the washroom when they pee.
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    Originally posted by raindance
    I always thought it would be funny to have a guy check out another guy in the washroom when they pee.
    You'd have to be careful, that could lead to an ass kicking. :fight

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    If I were a Man...

    I would marry Salma Hayek!
    or Monica Belucci!
    or Angelina Jolie!

    (Wonder what my husband would think if he saw my answer to this question!)
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    So I was in this upscale restaurant in LA earlier this week at a table with my boss (the CEO), a rising VP in our firm, a lobbyist and an Air Force Lt. Col.

    Invariably, the talk kept turning back to golf, basketball, the brackets, the spread, the brilliance of Rick Pitino and the high regard UK fans hold for him ...

    My boss gets up to go outside for a smoke. He stops by my seat, puts his hand on my shoulder and said, "It's all just a bunch of guy talk, isn't it?"

    I smiled, said something innane and appropriate and he continued,

    "I bet you wish you had big b***s like a guy, don't you? I bet you wish you were a man too. "

    Three days later I've thought of a dozen reasonable responses. I wonder if some men don't secretly think we women covet manhood.

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    JR. I won't dream of doing that! It's just something you always see in the movies and it's always funny.
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    Originally posted by simbna
    Invariably, the talk kept turning back to golf, basketball, the brackets, the spread, the brilliance of Rick Pitino and the high regard UK fans hold for him ...

    My boss gets up to go outside for a smoke. He stops by my seat, puts his hand on my shoulder and said, "It's all just a bunch of guy talk, isn't it?"

    "I bet you wish you had big b***s like a guy, don't you? I bet you wish you were a man too. "
    No line of conversation could possibly bore me to death more than sports. I follow sports like I watch pornography: privately, and follow-up discussion should take place in the right company.

    I'm sorry about your dinner. You probably realize not all men are chauvinist @$$holes. Too bad you had to encounter (and work for) someone who is.

    Good post, by the way. I enjoyed reading it.
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    Re: If I were a Man...

    Originally posted by SnowflakeGirl
    I would marry Salma Hayek!
    or Monica Belucci!
    or Angelina Jolie!

    (Wonder what my husband would think if he saw my answer to this question!)
    That's funny: I'm a man, and I haven't been able to do those things, either.

    One of my top movie moments: That scene in True Romance where Christian Slater's character goes into a tirade about "If I had to, I mean, I absolutely had to sleep with another man, it would be Elvis."

    I just couldn't imagine getting into that conversation with another person. But then again, men get a cheeky grin when they hear women talk about women they find attractive. The ol' Double-Standard...
    "...Every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things donít always soften the bad things, but...the bad things donít always spoil the good things." - The Doctor

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