People stare at me when I'm topless, Feif. They're trying to figure out where all the blinding white light is coming from. "Hey, is that a man-shaped lighthouse on the beach? Can we turn it off?"
And, Stevie, both my wife and I swear like sailors with our junk caught in the zipper. Just not around the kids...most of the time.
Also, spegs, your comment made me laugh. I think that's how all of us who have posted in this thread really feel.