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    I would zip my fly veeery carefulee...

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    If I could be the opposite sex for one day, I would make sure I switched during "that time of the month"
    If I were a guy for a day i would squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the middle, leave things lying around, laugh at STUPID jokes & hey! I would have a crotch! COOL!

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    Is that the stereotypical male to you amna? Sad world you live in, eh?

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    I'd be looking at myself for awhile

    Then, I probably sit in a conversation with my guy friends. Talk to some girls. I'd be trying to understand a guy's point of view about everything.

    And the peeing thing. It's going to be cool standing up for once.
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

    "The mind is its own place, and in it, self can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton, Paradise Lost.

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    heh
    good thread firegirl.

    well.....I could be fresh here but, won't go there.

    I would love to not have to shave my legs ever again. Or, worry about my bikini waxing. OUCH!
    I could talk louder without getting looks. I could just burp when I felt like it (well not anywhere) but, lets face it when a guy burps it seems to be okay. hmm.
    Spit once in a while. (I don't ever but, get the urge to and would never)
    I like that guys shake hands like they do. I shake people's hands but, not like guys do. I've always wanted to just grab someone's hand and shake it hard and see who's stronger......
    I could swear more.
    I think I could make more $. People would have more confidence in me right off the bat in stead of me having to prove my skills.
    They look at me at first (computers) and say - wow....how do you know how to do all this -- no one says that to the guys I work with.
    OH and no more dying once a month!!!!!!!!!
    did this thread ask about 1 day??
    oh well. I went on.
    I'm off to work
    have a wonderful day all
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    You couldn't pay me enough to be a man for one day. Ewww.
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    Originally posted by StevieM

    I could swear more.
    I swear a LOT. It drives my husband insane b/c he very rarely curses. Go figure...
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    I just thought of something wonderful that I would do. If I were a man for a day in the summertime, I would go swimming and take off my shirt and flex in the warm sunshine. Ahh! to be topless in the warm sun and not have everyone stare! Just me in my swim trunks and nothing else but sunscreen all over my glistening, man body. How free and light that must feel!
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    heheh feif!
    I forgot about that one! I've always thought that too. NOT FAIR!
    Then again I'm not too big......
    maybe that's why i forgot about that 1
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    As far as I'm concerned you all can sunbathe topless all you want, I won't tell, and I certainly won't complain (ah, the perv in me coming out).
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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