"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg
"(The King must have been ahead of his time, because this punishment sounds a lot like a FOX reality show. But I digress.)"
thanks for the laugh Phat.
(I've never heard this story before)
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
~ Christina Aguilera