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    Re: What's Going on Monday?

    After extensive talks with the American Broadcasting Company and the Department of Homeland Security, we have decided that it is in the best interest of the nation for me to not post my Speedo picture at this time. If I posted today, ABC was afraid that they could only pull a 0.1 rating during the Bachelor, which would ruin its advertising rates. The DHS was concerned that the extra load on the internet could cause the entire World Wide Web to collapse and cause a massive, world-wide panic.
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    Re: What's Going on Monday?

    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;2408916;
    After extensive talks with the American Broadcasting Company and the Department of Homeland Security, we have decided that it is in the best interest of the nation for me to not post my Speedo picture at this time. If I posted today, ABC was afraid that they could only pull a 0.1 rating during the Bachelor, which would ruin its advertising rates. The DHS was concerned that the extra load on the internet could cause the entire World Wide Web to collapse and cause a massive, world-wide panic.

    Damn it Newf! Ruined my whole Monday! I want the speedo shots!

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    Re: What's Going on Monday?

    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;2408916;
    After extensive talks with the American Broadcasting Company and the Department of Homeland Security, we have decided that it is in the best interest of the nation for me to not post my Speedo picture at this time. If I posted today, ABC was afraid that they could only pull a 0.1 rating during the Bachelor, which would ruin its advertising rates. The DHS was concerned that the extra load on the internet could cause the entire World Wide Web to collapse and cause a massive, world-wide panic.
    No Speedo shots?!

    But Newf, where will I go, what will I do?

    Oh piddle, I can't think about this right now. I'll think about it tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day!

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    Re: What's Going on Monday?

    I'm at a loss. I was going to fix a margarita and come view to my hearts content and that darn DHS strikes again. Fire what's his name that's running it now. Geez, first they screw up Katrina and now they screw up this. That is a governmental agency that is in need of an overhaul!
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