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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    That is funny. I AM PLAYING rats' nest....
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    These stories are so amusing. Kids are truly the best comics.

    My nephew who is 6 years old started using some curse lanuage, nothing horrible, but certainly words you need to nip in the bud. His grandmother explained that God would not appreciate us using that language. My nephew thought for a minute and said, "I don't know why God would have created naughty words is he didn't want us to use them." My mom tried to keep a straight face as he was very serious.

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    I'd been taking my daughter to the dentist from the time she began getting teeth. When she was three, I told her that she was going to see the dental hygenist instead of the dentist. When the appointment was over and we were driving home, she looked at me and said, "I thought you said she was a gentle hygenist"...............

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    Ha! elleprn - guess she'd better get over that notion right now. One of these days I'm going to bring a sharp object and start jabbing it into my hygenist's gums!
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    Pain, simply, does not bother some people. Hygienists and dentists have got to be 2 of these people! To this day, I get nitrous, even for cleanings!!
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Gentle Hygenist.. hilarious. aside - - I never have pain with anything even the gum jabber, I'm more ticked off when she finds a 4 or a 5...
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    4 or 5 what? Actually, I've been going to the same dentist for 25 years foir a reason; he trains his hygenists to clean teeth without it hurting!
    Oh, and I've been 'playing rat's nest" for the last couple of weeks--I've been trying to grow my hair out just a little bit, then got really busy--and I've now got room for a whole ramily of rats in my big old curly mop.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by queenb;3907766;
    4 or 5 what? Actually, I've been going to the same dentist for 25 years foir a reason; he trains his hygenists to clean teeth without it hurting!
    When they use the little probe to poke around your gums they are taking a measurement of "pocket depth". Normal is 1-3, anything higher (i.e. 4 or 5) can be a sign of gum disease.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by queenb;3907766;
    4 or 5 what? Actually, I've been going to the same dentist for 25 years foir a reason; he trains his hygenists to clean teeth without it hurting!
    Oh, and I've been 'playing rat's nest" for the last couple of weeks--I've been trying to grow my hair out just a little bit, then got really busy--and I've now got room for a whole ramily of rats in my big old curly mop.
    That's when they probe the depth of the pocket of the tooth.
    Periodontal probe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    I was talking to a 4th grade girl about a book that was popular in the 1990's in the library I work at. She looked at me in a stunned way and asked if I was working then. I said, "yes" and her eyes went wide, "Wow! You were here back in the 1900's!!!"

    It gave me a whole new perspective about time

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