Cutest things you've heard your kids say

[ClosetRTWatcher]

I came down stairs the other morning and my 3 yr old son asked me "who are you wearing?" and help out an invisible microphone.
His father and I were in stitches.

That is too funny! I hope he IS following in the path of Tim Gunn and not Joan Rivers!!!

[ClosetNerd]

Oh my gosh! Yes a Tim Gunn would be a lot better than a Joan Rivers!

[MRD]

Watch a lot of award shows????

That's too funny. My answer would be: "I'm wearing Wal-mart".

[MamaC]

One of my cousins teaches in an elementary school. Last week she overheard two kindergartners talking in the hallway of her school. One kid said to the other, "Don't you wish you were still in Pre-K?"

[ClosetNerd]

One of my cousins teaches in an elementary school. Last week she overheard two kindergartners talking in the hallway of her school. One kid said to the other, "Don't you wish you were still in Pre-K?"

Oh no! that's a little early to be longing for the glory days !

myrosiedog: I think my answer was "Um.. TJMaxx?"

[PGM35]

My nephew is 6 years old and I guess instead of thinking of Grandpa as Grandpa, he asked him (my dad) what his name was. My dad said Pablo. Later at the table, my nephew sneezed and my mom and sister said, God Bless You but my dad didn't say it. Diego says very sarcastically, I guess Pablo isn't going to say Bless You to me. - my dad was tickled by this.

[ClosetNerd]

My nephew is 6 years old and I guess instead of thinking of Grandpa as Grandpa, he asked him (my dad) what his name was. My dad said Pablo. Later at the table, my nephew sneezed and my mom and sister said, God Bless You but my dad didn't say it. Diego says very sarcastically, I guess Pablo isn't going to say Bless You to me. - my dad was tickled by this.

Oh! That had me laughing out loud! So funny!

[ClosetNerd]

I posted this in the SYTYCD area, but I think it probably fits better here:

I was rewatching Wednesday night's show with my boys.
When the Janette/Brandon pre-number before the dance came on my 3 yr old said "She has no boobs!"
I laughed and said "Some girls don't, not all girls are big like mommy"
When the actual dance portion came on he exclaimed "She is skinny, they had to give her fake boobs in her dress."

[J.D.]

When my (first) ex-hubby (the good one not the freak show who was my second) and I were building our house, I was making lunch for my daughter - so I told her to go outside and ask Dad if he wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. She looked at me like I was speaking Russian or something, and said - would'nt daddy's be a "boy cheese"? I was like, huh? So she said, "I get the girl cheese and dad's get boy cheese.

Funny to this day.

[CaliLily]

I was babysitting two little girls the other day, a 1 yr. old and a 3 1/2 yr old. The 1 yr old has the same first and middle name as me, spellling and all and the 3 yr old's name is Ellie. I was holding little Cali in my lap and watching Ellie as she was playing with one of her little baby dolls. Ellie set her doll down and walked over to me and just stared at me for a second before asking: "You're Cali Elizabeth, and she is Cali Elizabeth... When is the other Ellie Rose coming?"

I tried so hard not to laugh. I had to explain to her that it was just a coincidence that Cali and I shared our names and that there was no Ellie Rose coming.