Cutest things you've heard your kids say

[Lil Bit]

My husband just recently put our cows out in the small pasture that is next to our acreage. This weekend our granddaughter went outside and came right back in all upset. She said, "Papa, you have to put the cows in the barn. They are eating all your yellow flowers!" (dandelions)

[MRD]

My husband just recently put our cows out in the small pasture that is next to our acreage. This weekend our granddaughter went outside and came right back in all upset. She said, "Papa, you have to put the cows in the barn. They are eating all your yellow flowers!" (dandelions)

Tell, her that's what makes butter yellow!

[CaliLily]

Tell, her that's what makes butter yellow!

LMAO!

[Gutmutter]

They announce birthdays with the morning announcements at our school. During the next passing period a student came up to me and said, "I don't have a present for you but I wanted to give you something for your birthday - here" and gave me a quarter. I asked if she needed it for lunch and she said no, so I taped it up on my cupboard door and when I had her class, I made sure I mentioned it was the only present I had gotten.

[ClosetRTWatcher]

They announce birthdays with the morning announcements at our school. During the next passing period a student came up to me and said, "I don't have a present for you but I wanted to give you something for your birthday - here" and gave me a quarter. I asked if she needed it for lunch and she said no, so I taped it up on my cupboard door and when I had her class, I made sure I mentioned it was the only present I had gotten.

Awww, that's sweet Gut!

[prhoshay]

Was sitting on the porch having a little chat with one of my 4 year old neighbors yesterday, and she had found a big bug leg. When she showed it to me, I asked her what she thought that meant, trying to see where her mind was leading her. With a straight face, she said with a shrug, "I guess there is a bug in a wheelchair around here some place, huh?" I tried not to laugh, and then I totally lost it!!!

[ClosetRTWatcher]

Over the weekend my 4 yo daughter told me "Mommy, there is a rainbow in my brain". I thought I had misunderstood her so I repeated it back to her as a question: "You have a rainbow in your brain??" And she said "Yea, because I'm happy!!", because clearly this was the most obvious reason one would have a rainbow in their brain!

Later on my DH got upset with one of her brothers for some reason and she said "Dad's not happy, he has a storm in his brain!"

[inthegarden]

That is too cute closet I hope that you are writing all those things down to read to them when they get older.

[ClosetNerd]

I came down stairs the other morning and my 3 yr old son asked me "who are you wearing?" and help out an invisible microphone.
His father and I were in stitches.

[CaliLily]

I came down stairs the other morning and my 3 yr old son asked me "who are you wearing?" and help out an invisible microphone.
His father and I were in stitches.

That is too cute! You might have the next Tim Gunn on your hands Closet!