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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Well I had a hard time keeping a straight face over this one. The kid has been here all weekend. He took his bath tonight and bushed his teeth. I told him to be sure to go to the bathroom before he went to bed and he said he didn't need to. He already pee'd in the bath tub.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by Muduh;3396772;
    Well I had a hard time keeping a straight face over this one. The kid has been here all weekend. He took his bath tonight and bushed his teeth. I told him to be sure to go to the bathroom before he went to bed and he said he didn't need to. He already pee'd in the bath tub.
    That is funny Muduh....and rather gross too! But I am laughing.

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    I picked this kid up at school and he wanted to stop by Krystal for a take out order. The traffic was heavy and I didn't want to make a left turn off the highway so I went to the next light to turn. We were sitting waiting for the light to change and I said "where did all these people come from" and the little voice in the back seat said "Well, that one's from Shelby county and THAT one's from Tipton County and THAT ones from California".

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    Well.......you asked, didn't you?...... these little people are a trip!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muduh;3397267;
    I picked this kid up at school and he wanted to stop by Krystal for a take out order. The traffic was heavy and I didn't want to make a left turn off the highway so I went to the next light to turn. We were sitting waiting for the light to change and I said "where did all these people come from" and the little voice in the back seat said "Well, that one's from Shelby county and THAT one's from Tipton County and THAT ones from California".
    That is great!

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    This isn't my child but one of the pre-schoolers I teach at Sunday School. She raised her hand and told us there were two devils, the bad one and the egg. It took a second to figure out she was talking deviled eggs.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood;3398107;
    This isn't my child but one of the pre-schoolers I teach at Sunday School. She raised her hand and told us there were two devils, the bad one and the egg. It took a second to figure out she was talking deviled eggs.
    That is too cute!!

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    We play a math game in a different language every Friday, and sometimes just for fun we do it in Pig Latin. I had two students convinced last week that Pig Latnia was a country where they speak Pig Latin. I even draw it on the board with a lake next to it and a meandering stream... it ends up looking like a pig. Everyone gets it as a joke, but these two could not figure out what everyone was laughing at. I had tears rolling down my face. April fools day tomorrow. I'll have to get them somehow.
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    Gutmutter, that is TOO funny. I know a few college students that I bet would believe that one.
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