Too cute Newf.
When we were newlyweds, before I gave my husband gray hair and beard, he was standing in the checkout line at the grocery store with a six pack of beer. He had almost shoulder length brown hair and full beard and the kid in line next to him tugged on his mom's sleeve and whispered loudly (kids cannot whisper softly): "MOM! It's Jesus!"
My husband said that Jesus wouldn't have to buy beer, he could transform water.