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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Oh Bunny, that is TOO funny.

    Reberr, that is priceless.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    ahhh.. my 6-year-old cousin was odd.. and nasty kid!

    cousin: "middle finger is my favorite finger!"
    my brother looks at him like his eyes would fall out his head
    brother: "in that case, it needs to be cut off"
    cousin: "nooo! you can't cut if off, because it is attached to me!"
    then he tries to make up his mistake and goes
    "no actually.. pinky finger is my favorite finger"
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    Because THAT one he would be fine with losing
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    I was at McDonalds with one of my girlfriends for lunch. Her and I both have very young children (under 2), so we're still "hyper children sensitive" when we go out.

    This brave (or crazy) woman was at McDonalds with 7 kids - all under the age of 8 (I'm guessing here...). The kids were unbelieveably well behaved. They were all sitting at the table (which is astounding to me. I have ONE kid that I can't keep at a table. I'm pretty sure that woman was a witch of some sort, had stun devices on all the kids, or slipped drugs into their happy meals), talking in indoor voices and generally just being good kids.

    After 20 minutes or so, my friend and I had finished our "make our post-pregnancy butts a little bigger please" meals, and were heading out. I stopped by the table and told the woman that I was amazed at her children charming skills - 7 kids all behaving? How did she do it? She smiled at me and thanked me. (but didn't give up her secret...hmmm...ILLEGAL drugs in the happy meals...)

    One of the little girls (3 or 4 yo) looked at me and said in that cute little "buy me something because I'm irresistible" voice "We're being good!!"

    I laughed and said "Yes you are!"

    She then looked me dead in the eye and in the exact same cute tone of voice said (louder than her previous statement) "I Peed my pants!"

    I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
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    That's hilarious. I always try to compliment parents when their kids are well behaved in public. I love seeing the smiles on their faces and compared to the parents of the kids who scream and climb the walls, and seem to be proud of them for it, these parents deserve credit for doing a good job.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    I just read thru all of the recent posts about kids singing and misinterpreting lyrics and I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    A couple of weeks ago my husband and I took our granddaugher shopping with us. While driving along we see a VW Bug so I punch my hubby on the shoulder, slug-bug, you know. Lexie looks at me and says in a stern voice, "No hitting gamma!" I said, "I'm sorry honey, you're right, no hitting." Maybe a half hour later we see another VW, so my hubby pops me on the shoulder. I turn around to see if Lexie noticed and she says, with a huge smile on her face, "Do it again, Papa!" So now I guess I know where the kids loyalties lie, huh?

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by myrosiedog;3239155;
    She also was in love with Dirty Deeds by AC/DC. You have not lived until you hear a 4 year old sing that one for a solid week.

    However when she sang it, it was "Dirty Deeds and the dunder chief".

    I can't hear that song today without thinking about that.

    I'm laughing because to my daughter its, "Forty Thieves and the Thunder Chief". It sounds like a mix of Native American lore and Arabian Nights.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    The other night I was kissing my husband good bye as he left for work and our 8 yr old was of course disgusted. I said "one day you'll kiss your husband good bye too"
    Hubby pipes in with "not until you're 30 though!"
    Kid: "Nope when I'm 27 - how many years is that?"
    Me: "about 19 years"
    Kid: " OK dad, in 19 years I'll get married and I'll email you the bill"

    it struck us very funny. She's come up with some doozies lately.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    We have arguments all the time with my 3-year-old about whether or not she's a big girl or a baby. If it suits her, she's a baby (and vice versa). Last night at the dinner table she wanted to drink out of a big girl cup so she was, of course, now a big girl. My husband argued with her that she is a still a baby and needs a sippy cup and she said "I'm not a baby! I have a strong neck!"
    One of these days I'll stop being sensitive. Until then, I'll continue to be devastated on a daily basis. Life breaks my heart.

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