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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Hey girl??? heh heh heh lildago. I wonder where he got that?

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    Lil! What the heck? What did you call me??? Better than him calling you his old lady, I guess.

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    One of the 2nd grade boys at the center where I tutor was asked "How do you spell 'who' ?"

    He said, "H.....Oooo..." I burst out laughing!! Good One!!! Even he had to laugh!
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    My 3 year old nephew was cracking me up this weekend. A few weeks ago I was over at their house playing with him, and he had me pushing cars (about the size of Barbie cars, although they weren't Barbie cars) around on the floor with him. I was fine until he took us on the tile floor, and then I had to stop, and explained to him that it was hurting my knees. Well I was back over there on Saturday, and he got the cars out for us to push again. We were "driving" them around when he stopped, looked at me, and asked me if I'd gone to the doctor that day. I said no, and he said "Oh, because your knees hurt. You need to go to the doctor so we can drive in the kitchen again".

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    I feel for you, Veruka. I had to get knee pads ($10 from Home Depot) so that I could continue to give pony rides to my ex's 5-year-old twins.
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    When we use the bigger trucks (like the Tonka dump trucks) I'm fine. I can lean down to push those while still walking or running. The problem is that my sister declared those trucks to now be outdoor trucks. She's the problem not the kid!

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    Lil!!

    Madeline has now come to speak of herself in the 3rd person and it's so funny. She can't quite say Madeline so she calls herself MayMay. Everything is MayMay's chair, MayMay's yogurt, etc. It just strikes me so funny.

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    M's birthday is Saturday. This evening she said; Mom, I'm going to wake up Saturday and *boom* I'll be 8! No one can call me 7 ever again.

    I called a taxi from the grocery store today and I waited over 25 minutes. A taxi pulled up.
    Me: who are you picking up?
    Him: Jen (not me)
    Me: I've been waiting 25 mins can you ask when my cab will be here?
    Him: Lady, we're stretched thin, I can't help you.
    Me: (calmly) yes you can, you just don't want to
    Him: What the hell do you want me to do?
    Me: ask the dispatcher and wait for a reply
    Him: yelling at me
    Me and M walked away, he was still yelling. I called the dispatcher and I was told that my cab came, he didn't see me so he took another passenger.
    Me: Ok please send me another cab but not the a$_hole that just picked up here, he was really rude.

    M: Mom? why is that driver still yelling? why don't we want that asker picking us up?
    Me: the what?
    M: the asker

    if that's what she heard, that's what we'll go with
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    hmm I guess my kid is either super cute or I am super dillusional (as most parents are)

    watching Survivor last night a Coffee Mate commerical came on.
    Voice over says: coffee mate is for your coffee, save your milk for other things.
    He pours the milk into his cereal bowl and then in the cat's bowl.

    I say "you don't give adult cats milk!"

    M says "yeah, they are black toast intolerant.

    I think you mean lactose intolerant.

    we laughed the rest of the night.
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Duxxy, I love that!! It is adorable!!! I"ll never be able to hear lactose intolerant the same way!!
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

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