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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    All 3 of these are hilarious.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    When my son was still able to fit into the seat in the cart at the market we were shopping and I noticed a few firefighters. I said to myself, wow, they are good looking firefighters! We went down another isle and they were at the end. He pointed his finger and said, "Look mommy! There's those good looking fireguys!"
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    I love how kids take things literally. My son got a hockey net and sticks for his 3rd birthday and the big boys (fathers) started playing right away. My husband then turned to my son and said it was his turn to be in nets. What does my son do? He goes in the net...

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    My 7 year old was telling me this past Christmas that all we needed was family and love, not a whole lot of presents. So, I said, "So, I can send all your gifts back and you will be happy with just family and love?" She said, "Mom, I said not a whole lot of presents, not NO presents!"
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    There's this boy in my art class, he's a 7th grader and has ADHD. Last week, he ran up to me when i was drawing something on the projector and said, "Excuse me Lady Who Draws Really Good!" I had to chuckle and announced, "In case you all forgot, my name's Julie"
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    My 2-year-old was playing dolls and was putting them all down for a nap. On one of them she was trying to prop the blanket up on another toy so it would be like a tent. The blanket kept falling off the toy and each time it did she'd say the "S" word and prop it back up. She doesn't say "SH" well so I heard a tirade of "Sit, sit, sit, sit".
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    burntbrat. I bet her parents are glad she can't say it right!
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    When my daughter was about 2, I was giving her a bath and we had done all the sounds animals make. "what does a dog say?". I had run out of animals and she kept asking for more. so I asked: "What does mommy say?"
    Her answer: "crap, crap, crap".
    I almost died. I guess don't ask the question if you are not prepared for the answer.
    And yes, I really started to watch my language after THAT.
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    This was quite a while ago, but I just remembered it. A couple of friends had a little boy, probably about 4 years old. This cutie brat was named after his dad, and thus, called "Baby Joe". His mother and I were standing outside talking one day, and he asked why he had to be called Baby Joe....why couldn't he just be called "Baby Rambo"! His 2 older sisters just stopped, dead in their tracks, and stared at him.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    That's great! Baby Rambo! I love the way children at a young age will just say whatever is on their mind.
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