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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    prhoshay, that is too funny. My daughter did that once and I left the room, stepping over her as she writhed on the floor. When she noticed I was gone, she shut up, came to find me and started over. I looked at her and said: "mommy needs a time out" and shut the door in her face. She was not happy, but she also quit with the tantrum.
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    From my little three year old niece, again. This kid cracks us all up.

    My brother was helping his 9 year old with English. His son had to write sentences, using specific words. My brother said, "use dismayed in a sentence", and his adorable little daughter said, "dis made in China".

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    I had a quiz yesterday and one of the sentences was supposed to translate from German to "Uncle Bob has a big, white dog." One 6th grade girl wrote, "Unce Bob has a big, wide dong". Now what do I do?
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    Yikes Gut.

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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    My 2-year-old was in the back seat singing Old McDonald just like this:
    "Ole McDonald had a pig, eieiooooh, mooo mooo here, mooo moo here, ole McDonald had a pig eieioooooh. Yay! (hands clapping). Ole McDonald had a horsey booooooooo, boooooooo. Yay! (more clapping). Ole McDonald had a dummy, eieioooooh (lots of giggling). The END!"

    I'm wondering which one of my older kids taught her the dummy line.
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    While I was with one of the 7 year old young ladies that I tutor, yesterday, she kept fidgeting with her shirt. Then she told me, "This bra is getting too small. I've had it since I was 6." Mind you, she has no visible need for a bra, so I was floored! I helped her pull the back down, and told her, "Us girls have got to stick together." She said, "Yeah." What a trip!
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    I'm so glad I came in here, I have truly enjoyed reading the wonderful things your little friends/kids have come up with - thank you so much for sharing.
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by Gutmutter;2631027;
    I had a quiz yesterday and one of the sentences was supposed to translate from German to "Uncle Bob has a big, white dog." One 6th grade girl wrote, "Unce Bob has a big, wide dong". Now what do I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by burntbrat;2631109;
    My 2-year-old was in the back seat singing Old McDonald just like this:
    "Ole McDonald had a pig, eieiooooh, mooo mooo here, mooo moo here, ole McDonald had a pig eieioooooh. Yay! (hands clapping). Ole McDonald had a horsey booooooooo, boooooooo. Yay! (more clapping). Ole McDonald had a dummy, eieioooooh (lots of giggling). The END!"
    My ex's boy, when he was about 4, would sing " . . . And on that farm he had a Wendy's" and then laugh himself silly at the juxtaposition. Little fart has a fun sense of humor
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    Re: Cutest things you've heard your kids say

    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;2631830;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;2631830;
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