Cutest things you've heard your kids say

[Duxxy]

M just asked me: Mom, how do you draw an air guitar??

[prhoshay]

Good one!

[Harmony2000]

My 4-year old runs around telling everybody that he is "a chef just like on food network". This is usually done when he's in the kitchen helping either mommy or daddy cook and he's the assistant.

You think we watch that a little too much? LOL!

[Newfherder]

My ex's 5-year-old girl is well on her way to becoming a geologist. She was very busy the other day, using a vernier caliper to measure the temperature of rocks so she could tell if they were full of dust or poop

[Gutmutter]

I was up in my chair in my red shirt and red hat and had to tell a little girl not to throw sand. Then her friend came and threw sand. The first girl told her she couldn't. "Why not?" -pointing at me "because the fireman said so".

[just1paul]

M just asked me: Mom, how do you draw an air guitar??

Silly mommy didn't you answer with "air crayons"?

[Unklescott]

"I'll pay you back this time dad, honest"

[katgib13]

I had to go to the store yesterday and getting my 4 year old out of the house and into the car is usually a chore.....not yesterday. We have to go through the kitchen door into the laundry/mud room and then through another door to the garage...He ran ahead of me and held the door, saying "Ladies first" for the two doors and when we got to my car, he yelled at me not to open it. He proceded to open it for me and with the correct hand gestures told me that my chariot awaits! It was adorable! Then he made sure my hands and feet were in the car before he shut the door. He actually crawled into his car seat without having to be wrestled into it! I had to turn around to buckle him in, which was awkward, but it was worth it! It's moments like these that make you forget all the evil stuff they pull to test your patience.

[just1paul]

"I'll pay you back this time dad, honest"

Unklescott - This could also be titled Cutest things your best friend says..

katgib13 - That IS so cute - Your chariot awaits heh heh heh - kid must have been watching Spartacus

My ex's 5-year-old girl is well on her way to becoming a geologist. She was very busy the other day, using a vernier caliper to measure the temperature of rocks so she could tell if they were full of dust or poop

Oh thats too much! well poop would be warmer heh heh heh

I was up in my chair in my red shirt and red hat and had to tell a little girl not to throw sand. Then her friend came and threw sand. The first girl told her she couldn't. "Why not?" -pointing at me "because the fireman said so".

For some reason I giggled reading this one

[katgib13]

This happened last year, but I have to share. My middle son, who was 14 had been trying to talk my older son (who was 16) into going to the church youth services with him and his friends and my oldest was never interested. He started dating this girl and she talked him into going to her church with her. My middle boy asked me why Freddy would go church with his girlfriend but not his brother. I said "You don't have boobies". Dylan thought that was funny and replied..."We have boobies at our church, too. And ice cream! (long pause) Who doesn't like ice cream?" He was so serious when he said it, too. It's never dull with 3 sons in the house.

Just now, my youngest got out of the shower and he won't dry himself off. He makes me do it. He just yelled at me (from the bathmat) to come dry him off because "He can't wait on the rug forever." He also just asked for an iPod for Christmas! He is only 4!