I have a little two-year-old girl and an immature husband (God love him!) and whenever he burps or farts, he'll blame it on our daughter. (He has good qualities, I promise.) Anyway... one day he let out a big ole burp. My daughter turns around, wide-eyed as could be, looks at me and says, "Was that me?" I laughed so hard, I cried.
I have enjoyed reading the funny stories in this thread. Kids are so funny.