Okay I finally have something to add to this thread....maybe not all that cute, but definitely funny!
My granddaughter was over today. She is three. She was walking around the house and I noticed she had something in her hand. I asked her what she had and she showed me that it was a folded up dollar bill. I wanted to make sure that it was only a one dollar bill, so I asked her to show me.
She unfolded the dollar bill to show me and said, "Grandma, this is George Washington."
Naturally, I think to myself, "She is a genius!"
I then asked her, "And who is George Washington?" thinking she will say that he was the first president of the US.
She said: "Um, Grandma, he is DEAD!" I cracked up, especially since she said it so seriously (as if I should have known he was dead).