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    FORT Fogey cricketeen's Avatar
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    I know some grown-ups like Billy's dolphin.
    It's called their mouth.
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    Last night my 6 year old and hubby were goofing around and out of the blue my 6 year old goes "what the hell?" I had to walk out of the room before I bust out laughing while hubby reprimanded him and sent him to his room. Once I came back hubby was laughing too.

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    Since I just ragged on my little guy in pet peeves, I thought I should post here on his behalf, as well. He's four, but sounds like a 30-year-old sometimes. He says some of the most random, most hilarious things…

    "Mom, I wish I didn't have a chin."

    (choking back laughter) "Why not?"

    "'Cause I don't like them."

    "What don't you like about them?"

    "Well they just bug me, and they're annoying."

    "What's annoying about them?"

    "I don't know. They're just annoying."

    "Is it just your chin you don't like, or is it chins in general?"

    "It's chins in general."

    ***

    "Mom, I wish I had a big penis like Daddy."

    (choking back tears of mirth) *"Welll, it will grow with the rest of your body. Your ears will get bigger, your fingers will get bigger, and your penis will get bigger."

    "Oh, noooooh!" (huge frown)

    "What’s the matter?"

    "I don't want to get a big tummy like daddy." (daddy is a tad overweight)

    (Mom loses it at this point, and has to pretend to be choking on a carrot). "Honey, you don't have to get a big tummy to get a big everything else."

    (dubiously) "Oh."

    ***

    Then a few months later, after daddy had lost about 20 pounds:

    “Daddy, if your tummy is getting skinny, does that mean your penis is getting skinny, too?”

    ***

    (A conversation at the dinner table)

    Dad: "So if we're trying to love God with all our hearts, and love our neighbors as ourselves, what does that mean?"

    Alden: "It means we stand in a wading pool until it's time to go to heaven! Then we go to Alaska!"
    Token Christian.

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    Jasmar!!!

    Claire (8) said the other day "this is the best day of my life" (she's had many, according to her, so I figured it was another silly thing) I asked why and she said "because I got to teach Madeline (11 months) today. Teaching her is the best thing ever" I gushed

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    How sweet marybeth! I can't wait for the day when my son starts to protect his sister.

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    The kid spends many nights with us. A couple of weeks ago things were pretty junky with wrapping paper and stuff. He was sitting at the table eating a snack, when he stopped eating and looked around then said "you people really need to clean this dump up".
    Last edited by Muduh; 01-04-2007 at 04:51 PM.

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    Your stories are absolutely touching and hilarious
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    FORT Fogey Muduh's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by karna68;2194856;
    How sweet marybeth! I can't wait for the day when my son starts to protect his sister.
    Oh I remember that day well, even forty odd years later. My daughter was always bossy and led that poor little boy a merry chase. One day she ordered him off his tricycle so that she could ride. He obediently dismounted, she mounted up and he had second thoughts and knocked her about four feet. I loved that.

    Maybe that's not exactly what you meant though.

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    Ok jasmar...the penis comments are really just too damn funny!!!!
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    Those aren't his only penile-related comments, but I was afraid if I posted more, it would look like we have issues here! Actually, my husband insists it's just a guy thing.
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