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    Me and my shadow Gutmutter's Avatar
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    "You're not going out in THAT! are you?". Yes, my dear, I live to embarrass you.
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    The secretary at my insurance office had an older van. She was telling me that she and her teenage daughter were going somewhere and the girl asked if they were going in "that old thing". She said that she stood there for several minutes deliberately looking all around the yard and driveway, then just hustled out to the van and said "guess so".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muduh;2137733;
    The secretary at my insurance office had an older van. She was telling me that she and her teenage daughter were going somewhere and the girl asked if they were going in "that old thing". She said that she stood there for several minutes deliberately looking all around the yard and driveway, then just hustled out to the van and said "guess so".
    Cheeky kid. I would have said well we were going to take the limo but since you're being such a snot we'll take the van.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gutmutter;2137305;
    Gabriel!!! So good to see you here!

    Good to see you again also dear lady!
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    Well, the only thing I can think of was when I was probably 5, my sister was 2, and she chewed up one of my favorite toys. When my mom confronted her about this, she shouted
    "I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT! I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"

    That was probably the only time she ever got "accidently" and "deliberatley" confused.
    ...And the strange boy continued to weave in and out of her life, leaving her with a sense of wonder and amazment, but also, a feeling of loss, knowing that life might never be the same again.

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    Ocean Life...by Kids (aka Kids say the darndest things...)
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    I drew a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
    (Kelly age 6)

    Oysters' balls are called pearls.
    (James age 6)

    If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.
    ( Wayne age 7)

    I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
    (Kylie age 6)

    A Dolphin breathes through an a$$hole on the top of its head.
    (Billy age 6)

    My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
    (Millie age 6)

    When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
    (William age 7)

    I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
    (Helen age 7)

    Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
    (Christopher age 7)

    When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
    (Kevin age 6)
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    oh those are too much.
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    What Millie said had me

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    Kevin's line had me... didn't somebody already Free Willy?
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    I think the best one has to be kylie...
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