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    She was contrite but she still thought it was funny.. of course.

    This morning hubby ate right here at the computer. His plate was still in the computer room when we were getting ready to leave for the grocery store, he asked M to take it to the kitchen for him.
    She grabs the plate and walks away muttering "don't make me your servant"
    We just about died laughing.
    "Do this, do that, you make me do everything around here, you are so bossy!" (some of you may recognize this rant from Franklin)
    Such a drama queen! lol
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    The kid is spending the night with us. He wanted me to out an air mattress in my tv room for him. He's sitting on it, in his camo pajamas and a pair of my old leather gloves that I cut the fingers off for him. He has one of his big stuffed alligators in his lap and he just told him, very seriously "I'm wearing these gloves so that you can't bite me". I'm thinking that if I had an alligator in my lap , him biting my hand might be way down my list of things to worry about.

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    I know where you're going with this......

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    So, where am I going?

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    Oh heck! I don't really know maybe since it's a boy I was thinking of the alligator in my lap biting.... oh just end the suspense.....

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    Well, I'm thinking it's "toes"!

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    I just discovered this thread, thanks to those who've shared some heartwarming stories. It's making me miss being around our extended fam all the more, this holiday season. *snif But is bringing a big smile and laugh too, so keep the stories coming.

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    Gabriel!!! So good to see you here!
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    The kid spent the night again last night. He was playing with his wooden snake. Remember the ones with all the joints that sort of slither when you move them? He asked me what kind of snake it was and I didn't know. He gave me the look that you ordinary save for the dimwitted and said "well if you just look you can see that it's a blue head". Indeed it was" Actually I believe it was a painted blue head now that I've had time to think about it.

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    It cracks me up when they give you the Mother is so slooow look. My sis-in-law calls it the "po-faced look". It's amazing how obvious it is that they are blood relatives when they make that face.
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