I feel for you, Unk. Try singing my version of Jingle Bells throughout the day. You'll feel better
Running through the mall, as though I've gone insane
Endless Christmas carols ringing in my brain
Way too many people jammed in every store
You gotta get me out of here, I just can't take no more!
I'm insane, I'm insane, I'm a Loony Tune
Ranting, raving, foaming mouth, howling at the moon
I'm insane, I'm insane, screaming in the night
I try to keep my sanity but it's a losing fight.
Sitting in my room, with the padded walls
Brightly decorated with my crayon scrawls
The Doctor looked at me, and then he told the Judge
I think this guy is nuttier than Grandma's Christmas fudge
I'm insane, I'm insane . . .