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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    That's one of those "Who's On First?" conversations! Too funny!!! Going to the neurologist to have brain polyps removed.....having gone to the urologist to have bladder polyps removed.....I'm trying to figure out how she got so off track!
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    Uroneurology is the branch of medicine in which people can be treated for their pee (pea) brains It joins proctoneurology as one of the most lucrative medical specialties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amy Lee;3153385;
    Tell your friend you have brain polyps.
    I think AmyLee has your solution!! I would also tell your friend that your neurologist insists upon catheterization before removing the brain polyps. Or you could just have your daughter explain the situation - it might be more entertaining that way.

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    Thank YOU all for the laughs. I logged on and read all the responses about my brain polyps and having my daughter tell my friend and I am

    I think I will tell my friend I have brain polyps. Good excuse for not going to the beach. The sun is not good for my brain polyps.

    And Newfs reply is classic Newf.
    Thanks all.

    I think I will get her to explain all this to my friend.

    Yep, me having brain polyps does explain a LOT.

    Well this is the same kid that thinks the classic Rolling Stones song:
    I'll never be your beast of burden, is: "I'll never see your pizza burnin'

    And that AC/DC's song Hell's Bell's is Hell's Pants

    And Aerosmith: Doodles like a lady

    John Mellencamp and the walls came tumblin' down is
    "tumblin' toilets"

    And yes, we have had her hearing tested.

    She is a really smart and talented kid that has always come up with stuff out of left field and leaves us, her parents, just shaking our head wondering how the wiring in there got so fried.

    And my wonderfully, smart and talented daughter is now coloring my new hairdo. So we shall see how THIS turns out. I hope as good as the cut she gave me, but I'm worried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay;3152769;
    . . . Teachers have so many social work issues to deal with, in addition to basic teaching issues. . .
    Which is why it's next to impossible, in many schools, to actually teach the subject matter that we spent so much time studying. Frankly, I'm so glad I got out of the public schools when I did. For me, as a language teacher, it was a waste of time. No wonder American kids are behind most other developed countries as regards academics -- the kids who don't give a s••• about learning ruin it for the kids who do by stealing the teachers' time and attention.
    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay;3153136;
    . . . I'm amazed at how much ADD is out there. Never realized.. . .
    Some if it real, but most of it, I'm sure, is lack of discipline along with parents and others indulging kids by making sure the little darlings are "entertained" at all times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;3153433;
    Uroneurology is the branch of medicine in which people can be treated for their pee (pea) brains It joins proctoneurology as one of the most lucrative medical specialties.
    Because so many people are sh**heads?
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    I'm beyond steaming mad. One of my accounts is overdrawn. My bank gave me an monthly service fee which they aren't supposed to charge me(i know how to avoid it) and on top of that, they outsource jobs to countries where i have to constantly ask for them to repeat what they just said. RIght now i hate you, Citi!!! I had to call my former boss today for a bleeping progress report on my ever so late check. I am so bleeping pissed. :nono < Is that the middle finger? It's so apropos.
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen;3153610;
    Because so many people are sh**heads?
    And SOMEBODY has to treat their rectocranial inversions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay;3153647;
    And SOMEBODY has to treat their rectocranial inversions.
    From what I see, then there is a definate shortage of these specialists. There is just too much suffering of this condition (I'm referring to those of us that have to suffer the idiots with the rectocranial inversions, than they, themselves suffering. ) and not enough neuroproctologists around to treat them. And it's reached epidemic proportions. Heck, even pandemic proportions!
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    Quote Originally Posted by Amy Lee;3153619;
    I'm beyond steaming mad. One of my accounts is overdrawn. My bank gave me an monthly service fee which they aren't supposed to charge me(i know how to avoid it) and on top of that, they outsource jobs to countries where i have to constantly ask for them to repeat what they just said. RIght now i hate you, Citi!!! I had to call my former boss today for a bleeping progress report on my ever so late check. I am so bleeping pissed. :nono < Is that the middle finger? It's so apropos.
    Amy Lee, I just paid off my credit card through Citi.... they are morons and really upset me after 15 years of service they treated me like I had done something on purpose! I feel for you.
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