Oh, I wish some of you could have been with us last night. We took the kid to this chain restaurant that has a guy doing magic tricks and balloon art on Tuesday nights so we take him there fairly often. Suddenly my son started signaling for me to LOOK. I did, and this is what I saw. Three people were leaving, mom, and two teenagers. The kids may have been a couple, not sure. Anyway, the spectacle was mom. And WHAT a spectacle. What she was wearing looked to be a pair of well worn jeans that had been cut off. Only problem is, they had been cut off short enough that there was no longer a division just a very, very short skirt. A large portion of her butt was showing and it was not a pretty sight. Her butt cheeks were quite tan, so she apparently spends a lot of time with them showing, but far from attractive. Never have seen so many dimples! She had to have been wearing a thong because other wise we would have seen her underwear.
If she was shopping for attention, she sure hit pay dirt. All the little kids, as well as their parents, were fascinated.