A friend of mine made one for her husband of his frat/college T shirts, it turned out wonderful. He uses it as a wall hanging in his den. (or the man cave as she calls it). Those are nice looking JLuvs, I think one of concert t-shirts would be great.
Massages can be wonderful. I've only had one bad one in my life and that was because the woman wasn't listening to me when I said to her "that hurts" and she just kept on pulling my arm in a weird way until I just about jumped off the table yelling at her. She had the nerve to get upset with me for yelling at her to stop hurting me. I'm about the learning in prison, that seems to be something you would learn not to say to people.
Sorry about the kitty trouble, I used to feed my old old cat in a quiet room with the door shut so the dog wouldn't bother her while she was eating, would that work for your two?