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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    Sorry for your family's loss, NorwIndian. Glad to hear you're making progress with your recovery.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Scarlet View Post
    Not exactly. To me double entendres are intentional. They are meant to be taken in more than one way. That's fine & I find them amusing.

    I'm talking about dolts who take a totally innocent word or statement & turn it into something it's not or never intended to be in order to get some type of their own perverse jollies, either to embarass the person speaking or draw attention to themselves.

    For example: Say the sentence "I haven't done that yet." The dolt giggles & says some off color remark about the fact that you said "done", as if referring to sex.
    Or use the work "shampoo". The dolt giggles & says some off color remark about the syllable "poo".
    Or when someone gives you something, use the sentence "just put it right here". The dolt giggles & gives some sexual comment about that innocent expression.

    What do you do? Laugh along with the dolt so as to go along with the "joke"? Pretend you didn't hear it & look like a naive idiot? Tell them to shut up & grow up & end up looking like an old stick in the mud beyotch? Give a come back comment that's truly as foul as anything they could come up with, & end up looking like a foul mouthed clod?
    Any way you handle it, it leaves you looking like a bit of a fool & embarassed.

    I enjoy a funny dirty joke as much as any normal person does, & laugh about intentional double ententres. But there's a time for it & a time NOT for it.

    I'm just sick of people like this & having to pre-analyze everything that I could possibly say, in order to not give the dolts any ammunition.

    Rant over.
    I'd think mostly 12 year olds respond in manners like that.

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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    Quote Originally Posted by NorwIndian View Post
    Hi everybody! Long time no "see" lol. I hope everybody is doing great! I haven't had much time to post but I read here all the time.

    It's a bad news good news kind of day over here.
    I just found out that my niece Nacoma has passed away in Oklahoma. I'm sad to say that I hadn't seen her in a long time. She had chosen a bad path in life and had made the decision to cut her family out of her life. I had reached out many times to her trying to get her to come to Calif. and live with me so I could help her.
    My uncle Bear called me and he sounded like he had no life left, his voice was the saddest thing I've ever heard.
    I'm going out to Oklahoma as soon as my Dr says I can travel.

    In other news, I have no more body cast! Never ever again will I have to wear one. I'm doing well with my therapy. I'm pretty much having to learn to walk again but it's coming along. I'm taking more and more steps every day. I'll never be able to walk without a came or walker but being out of this wheelchair is going to be awesome.

    I hope you're all doing well. My therapy is now only twice a week instead of every day so I'll be able to come here more often and talk with you guys.

    Have a great weekend everybody.
    So sad about your niece, Norwindian ... and I feel bad for your uncle too.

    I am SO happy to hear about your ditching the body cast and your. progress in therapy.

    Are you able to put weight on BOTH legs?

    Whatever you do ... do not be discouraged and just keep moving!

    Hugs to you!
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    My romantic husband complimenting me tonight (we went to a student concert in which one of my tutees was performing): "Hey, you clean up pretty good!"
    "There's no crying in baseball!"
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    How sweet! That's a great compliment coming from a man. I usually get this kind of compliment....

    Me: "How do I look? Do I look ok"?
    Him: "Yeah, you look fine"

    He considers that a compliment. Lol.
    Hope you had a good time!
    Last edited by NorwIndian; 09-08-2013 at 04:03 AM.
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    Ellen, the fact that you didn't have to ask for it shows that he, indeed, has a clue!! Sounded like foreplay to me!!
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    Hilarious Ellen. The man is a keeper oh yeah..
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    We finally got rid of Anderson Cooper, with Ellen's show as a replacement! Cooper's show has been in reruns since forever. Now, I finally get to see Ellen's show; this will be a first for me.
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    What? No coffee today?
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

    " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
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    Re: FORT Koffee Klatch

    I've been running around today. I'm disappointed that a craft project I started went downhill very fast. I've abandoned it. I guess not all my ideas are winners. lol I really hate it when I spend about 3 hours looking for the right tools and meterials for a project and then it looks nothing like you thought. Total waste. lol Oh well, back to window treatment ideas.

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