What a bunch of sissies. Back when I was a kid, during the Ice Age, it didn't get above -85° in our cave for eleven years. Even the fire was frozen. We had to walk 37 miles (each way, uphill, and on glaciers) every day to the school cave, and I bet none of you have had to ward off a pack of rabid saber-tooth tigers to get the morning newspaper.
You have it too easy, whippersnappers!