Guys, How NOT to get a date!

I have seen guys actually do these, so I thought I’d point out some of it because I think it is funny. Have you seen guys do this, and really think it is going to work? Tell us!


1. Convert you car into a “thumper” and drive around with your windows down (inflicting pain on everyone you pass).
2. Call yourself a “Pimp”.
3. Listen to music, really loud that contains the “B” word.
4. Put playboy symbols on your car.
5. Hang plastic testicles on the back of your truck.
6. Get a DUI.
7. Brag about your sexual conquests.
8. Claim to be anything you are obviously not.
9. Name your body parts.
10. Say, “My BMW is in the shop. This is my brothers’ Yugo”.
11. Brag about your IQ.
12. Say, "Live Long and Prosper", but not at a Star Trek convention.
13. Paint on the side of your car, "USS Enterprise NCC-1701"

:LOL

I'd like to add: Blatently dropping your jaw, bugging your eyes, :eek etc/ and making comments about girls who are CLEARLY underage. :nono

The only thing you are allowed to say about girls that young is "That's just wrong. Little girl needs to go home and put more clothes on." Ok, now say it with me guys...

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Originally Posted by SeekingZen

I have seen guys actually do these, so I thought I’d point out some of it because I think it is funny. Have you seen guys do this, and really think it is going to work? Tell us!


1. Convert you car into a “thumper” and drive around with your windows down (inflicting pain on everyone you pass).
2. Call yourself a “Pimp”.
3. Listen to music, really loud that contains the “B” word.
4. Put playboy symbols on your car.
5. Hang plastic testicles on the back of your truck.
6. Get a DUI.
7. Brag about your sexual conquests.
8. Claim to be anything you are obviously not.
9. Name your body parts.
10. Say, “My BMW is in the shop. This is my brothers’ Yugo”.
11. Brag about your IQ.
12. Say, "Live Long and Prosper", but not at a Star Trek convention.
13. Paint on the side of your car, "USS Enterprise NCC-1701"

:LOL

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Let's see. I've seen/heard of guys doing the following things and actually thinking it's a chick magnet:

1. Convert you car into a “thumper” and drive around with your windows down (inflicting pain on everyone you pass).
2. Call yourself a “Pimp”.
3. Listen to music, really loud that contains the “B” word.'
7. Brag about your sexual conquests.
8. Claim to be anything you are obviously not.
9. Name your body parts.

The last three things are so common that they seem to be considered proper procedure amongst clueless guys trying to score in Sweden, the U.K. and the U.S. alike. Must be a universal thing, then. :lol

When I have more time, I'll post things guys have done/said to me and my girlfriends over the years in the attempt of getting some. You gotta admire their guts, if not anything else.

I think this is going to be a funny thread! :lol

14. Walk around with your underpants showing.


BTW: I don't have anything against Star Trek. I just think the trekkies that dress the part are funny. That sort of thing is just fine. If some guy is looking for a date, he should only expect to gain the interest of a woman whom is also a trekkie! :heart

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Originally Posted by SeekingZen

13. Paint on the side of your car, "USS Enterprise NCC-1701"

:LOL

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Yes, the problem is that the airbrush should read NCC-1701-C USS Enterprise. All the Trekker women know you're trying to holla at them from Yesterday's Enterprise. :nerd

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Well, okay, that doesn't work, either. *hangs head in shame*

...and, okay, the Enterprise's insignia doesn't look as impressive on a Camry.

Don't try this....

- Invite me to lunch
- Buy me lunch
- While eating lunch, hold my hand at the table,
- Look deep into my eyes, and say ...
- You make me forget about my wife ! :omg

:down

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Originally Posted by phat32

Yes, the problem is that the airbrush should read NCC-1701-C USS Enterprise. All the Trekker women know you're trying to holla at them from Yesterday's Enterprise. :nerd

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One of my favorite temporal rift episodes. But I'd prefer to stay on Enterprise D and live to fight another day.

Some of us think Star Trek nerds are cool, be they male or female. :smokin

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Originally Posted by misskitty

Don't try this....

- Invite me to lunch

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i'm a bit puzzled. what could be remotely offensive, rude or distracting about asking someone to lunch?

I like Star Trek Next Gen best, but you can't deny the hoky campy charm of Shatner.

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Originally Posted by speedbump

i'm a bit puzzled. what could be remotely offensive, rude or distracting about asking someone to lunch?

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I think she was saying.. don't invite me to lunch AND THEN proceed to say you're better than my wife.