Guys, How NOT to get a date!
I have seen guys actually do these, so I thought I’d point out some of it because I think it is funny. Have you seen guys do this, and really think it is going to work? Tell us!
1. Convert you car into a “thumper” and drive around with your windows down (inflicting pain on everyone you pass).
2. Call yourself a “Pimp”.
3. Listen to music, really loud that contains the “B” word.
4. Put playboy symbols on your car.
5. Hang plastic testicles on the back of your truck.
6. Get a DUI.
7. Brag about your sexual conquests.
8. Claim to be anything you are obviously not.
9. Name your body parts.
10. Say, “My BMW is in the shop. This is my brothers’ Yugo”.
11. Brag about your IQ.
12. Say, "Live Long and Prosper", but not at a Star Trek convention.
13. Paint on the side of your car, "USS Enterprise NCC-1701"