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    I gotta say, a lot of those things probably aren't intended to attract the opposite sex - it's just a guy thing (no, I'm not trying to condone any of those actions). It's like why women own 30 pairs of shoes or prefer Coach handbags - things that certainly don't go that far in getting a date with a guy, but are more so to impress other females. For a guy to have a boomin' stereo system in their car is more so to amuse other dudes, but I think we all know that the amount of bass or decibels isn't going to entice any women to want a ride, and we certainly know that if we're giving a ride to any lady, the volume immediately goes down to 3, anyway.

    Uh, in regards to No. 5 on that list above (testicles on the truck)... What the ?? I've not seen nor heard about this ritual, who the heck is doing that sort of thing? Bizarre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callie View Post
    I think she was saying.. don't invite me to lunch AND THEN proceed to say you're better than my wife.
    ah i see what she's saying now. by using the '-' symbol i thought she was listing separate points.
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    mozzz, there are 'decorative elements' you can now cover your trailer hitch with. You can check them out here:

    http://www.bullsballs.com/testimon/emails.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellon View Post
    mozzz, there are 'decorative elements' you can now cover your trailer hitch with. You can check them out here:

    http://www.bullsballs.com/testimon/emails.html

    EWW! You've got to be kidding me.
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    Oh! My! Who would put that on their vehicle?
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    What...? Who would....? Why would...? I'm just a splutterin' here. I am aghast that anyone would put something like that near anything they owned, never mind hanging them from something they take out in public every day, and even more aghast that some idiot had the brilliant idea to make them in the first place.
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    Yeah, that is, umm, wow. Don't know what to say about that.

    I mean, thank you for the link, Mellon, although maybe it was TMI? I'll just pretend to be surprised to hear that it doesn't help guys get a date.

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    Yeah, i think we've FIRMLY established that a dead rat hanging from your car would be a better chick magnet.
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    I think they're CUTE! Ok, so I'm a sicko...sue me.
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