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    Do unto others before they do it to you.
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    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    These two gems are from Mary Poppins:
    "Well begun is half done"
    "Enough is as good as a feast."
    Count your blessings!

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    1) If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? -- King Jim, the Queen's Dad
    2)Tell not all you know, believe not all you hear, do not all you are able--old Italian proverb
    3) Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.--attributed to Abraham Lincoln

    The List of Work Excuses
    a) It wasn't me.
    b) It was like that when I got here.
    c) Nobody told me.
    d) They said I did what?
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feifer View Post
    Do not do anything that you would not be proud to tell your mother about. -Dad
    Similarly, for loving relationships...."don't do anything that you wouldn't do if your significant other was in the same room"

    Say good night to your bad day.

    Turn your frown upside down.

    Children learn what they live.
    A Bachelor fan til it dies a slow death and oddly enough, A Rock of Love fan...finest hair extensions from Europe and all. ;-)

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    The decisions you make today, dictate the life you lead tomorrow.
    Blow a kiss, fire a gun, we need someone to lean on

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    All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.
    Count your blessings!

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    2 things I have posted here at work to get me thru when I'm having a bad day:

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

    Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some are climbing down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

    Not quite as profound as some other postings on here but they still get the point across!!!
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbnbama View Post
    Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some are climbing down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

    Not quite as profound as some other postings on here but they still get the point across!!!
    Oh, that's a Classic!!! I've already copied and pasted it to my dear ones, so they can "enjoy the view from the bottom branch!"
    Still crazy, after all these shears

    "lambikins, put the crack pipe down and back away from the keyboard." Unklescott

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    for some reason this one always makes me laugh
    - The Dean Martin Show -
    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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