Do unto others before they do it to you.
Do unto others before they do it to you.
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
These two gems are from Mary Poppins:
"Well begun is half done"
"Enough is as good as a feast."
Count your blessings!
1) If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? -- King Jim, the Queen's Dad
2)Tell not all you know, believe not all you hear, do not all you are able--old Italian proverb
3) Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.--attributed to Abraham Lincoln
The List of Work Excuses
a) It wasn't me.
b) It was like that when I got here.
c) Nobody told me.
d) They said I did what?
I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.
A Bachelor fan til it dies a slow death and oddly enough, A Rock of Love fan...finest hair extensions from Europe and all. ;-)
The decisions you make today, dictate the life you lead tomorrow.
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...
All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.
Count your blessings!
2 things I have posted here at work to get me thru when I'm having a bad day:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some are climbing down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Not quite as profound as some other postings on here but they still get the point across!!!![]()
Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens
bbnbama- LOVE it!
I might as well work. I'm in a bad mood anyway.
"I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be." Dogbert's tech support.
Still crazy, after all these shears
"lambikins, put the crack pipe down and back away from the keyboard." Unklescott
"lambikins... I have come to the conclusion that you are the Jedi Master of the Kitchen on FORT!" SuperBrat
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.![]()
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for some reason this one always makes me laugh
- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..