I have the best kind of neighbours...NONE!! Well, not actually true, but the one house behind us that can actually see into our yard is vacant all but 2 or 3 weeks a year. They just built a new house beside us, and the neighbours seem okay, but the dog cried all night for a week....I almost went over there to rescue him, he seemed so sad. He is better now so I guess he got used to the new digs. The couple on the other side live on the downhill, and are probably a good 20 feet below our yard and have 2 sweet little girls...no prob.
However, if the apartment building at the top of the street collapsed I wouldn't be too sad. They start to party almost every Saturday night at 11 pm and continue to 3 am...on the dot. Their drunken songs are funny for a while, but it wears thin. I turn on the fan, which drowns them out for the most part.
As for the non existent neighbours behind us, I have to be really aware when they decide to visit ....not walk around my bedroom with no clothes on! I have actually spied the lights, dropped to the floor and crawled over to the curtains. Yeesh, I wish they would give me a warning of when they are going to turn up...lol.